- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Whether you say something negative about her appearance or something you didn’t mean while you were upset, she will remember it. It will haunt her for as long as she lives. She may act like she has forgotten all about what you said to her, but underneath all of her lies, she knows exactly what you said word for word.
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