Allison. Blue eyed, brunette. Im kinda crazy, but some of the best people are. Look in my About Me page to find out more. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” -Marilyn MonroeTumblr (3.0; @get-crunk)http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0303a4bd16a88bf0efe00464adec2d36/tumblr_mn7yc3mQLS1qj2kgto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gnarly.tumblr.com/post/53329045203/baha" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gnarly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Baha</p></blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53335026304http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53335026304Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:25:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyferaligator.tumblr.com/post/52777025406/yes-hello-911-i-cant-stop-laughing-at-my-own" target="_blank">babyferaligator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53334976102http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53334976102Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:24:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed8130ea6c48d14a1e7c57e20770f090/tumblr_mnvkwyXVBK1qhtujto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weirdteenblogger.tumblr.com/post/52144022047/there-is-this-gay-senior-who-got-hit-by-a-car-and" target="_blank">weirdteenblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there is this gay senior who got hit by a car and this was his senior quote </p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53334930238http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53334930238Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:23:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teppelin.tumblr.com/post/52441548134" target="_blank">teppelin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246852597http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246852597Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:49:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7edd1fe287c158839c7b3b1dd57cee55/tumblr_mmec3kN5pu1qao2rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordansblog.me/post/51906494936/foxnewsofficial-i-gotta-feeling-by-the-black" target="_blank">foxnewsofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordansblog.me/post/49801205973/i-gotta-feeling-by-the-black-eyed-peas-plays-at" target="_blank">foxnewsofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>[i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas plays at full volume] </span></p> </blockquote> <p>someone in a public toilet confronted me whilst i was peeing to say they had seen this photo on the internet </p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246840376http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246840376Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:49:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb852f5d4ff2b56e507c145baab42fa2/tumblr_mimvkeWzvD1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doorknoblicking.tumblr.com/post/43867346363/goldenclitoris-rare-endangerd-species-is" target="_blank">doorknoblicking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenclitoris.tumblr.com/post/43865569281/rare-endangerd-species" target="_blank">goldenclitoris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>rare endangerd species</p> </blockquote> <p>is everyone here on drugs</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246813117http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246813117Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:48:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://utmostidiocy.tumblr.com/post/52635195985/a-babys-laughter-is-one-of-the-most-beautiful" target="_blank">utmostidiocy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246651097http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53246651097Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:46:41 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol</span></p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53242058938http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53242058938Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:43:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/645837c8246cd8a0b29afe39badaac3c/tumblr_mmg30blmL51s86la3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53242003685http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53242003685Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:43:08 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/get-crunk/53241931710/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_53241931710" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fake-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/53089362921/the-first-time-i-saw-this-i-actually-laughed-for" target="_blank">fake-mermaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53241931710http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53241931710Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:42:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d272a4867126bf75ef562912a6465a0/tumblr_mobk00iYX01r5zq6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/437c0d328eb2e7f701ec5afba5b4b2de/tumblr_mobk00iYX01r5zq6ao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a28788631128ee04764654ea235649b3/tumblr_mobk00iYX01r5zq6ao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/52852689800" target="_blank">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/36520901a1ef824f12275d02a1ad7a83/tumblr_inline_mobjzfEZog1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53241763355http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53241763355Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:39:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdilplUHyZ1ro6h26o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53241732645http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53241732645Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:39:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c475d7c4725378f13c835948110cb83/tumblr_mmusakib3Y1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/53188210087/lolsofunny-lol-here" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/53142288029/lol-here" target="_blank">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lol here!</a>)</p></blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231612145http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231612145Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:13:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk5kth2ek1qiqll2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yesdarlingido.tumblr.com/post/49411647652/subway-buenos-aires-by-daniel-merle-in" target="_blank">yesdarlingido</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Subway. Buenos Aires (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/danielmerle/168098662/in/faves-jessieroth/" target="_blank">Daniel Merle</a>)</p> <p>“<span>In transit. I saw them. Just two kids in love. I got my 135 mm and made one shot”</span></p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231573644http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231573644Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:13:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4bp2QTci1qmry5jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imkeepingyoubecause.tumblr.com/post/36622023702/submitted-by-anon" target="_blank">imkeepingyoubecause</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Submitted by Anon.</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231491633http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231491633Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:11:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxflm58jf91qe6kdfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://reduc-e.tumblr.com/post/53186898526/cigerettes-this-was-a-really-great-book" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">reduc-e</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cigerettes.tumblr.com/post/45071335171" target="_blank">cigerettes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this was a really great book</p> </blockquote><p>.</p></blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231170341http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231170341Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:07:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11be3bbb22a2e1c284541ddae0688b9e/tumblr_mk51qi1jeF1rrmkbjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231034914http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53231034914Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:05:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malekith.tumblr.com/post/43880805364/malekith-malekith-oh-my-god-i-dont-have-a" target="_blank">malekith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malekith.tumblr.com/post/43880728196/malekith-oh-my-god-i-dont-have-a-gag-reflex" target="_blank">malekith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malekith.tumblr.com/post/43880413365/oh-my-god-i-dont-have-a-gag-reflex" target="_blank">malekith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my god i dont have a gag reflex</p> </blockquote> <p>update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills</p> </blockquote> <p>update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53230930236http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53230930236Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:03:44 -0400“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jenna,<em> Wai<a href="http://youlooklikesomethingblooming.tumblr.com/post/48768763831/i-hope-that-someday-somebody-wants-to-hold-you" target="_blank">tr</a>es<a href="http://wordsthat-speak.tumblr.com/post/12856532753/i-hope-that-someday-somebody-wants-to-hold-you" target="_blank">s</a></em>  (via <a href="http://hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends</a>)</em>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53230585415http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53230585415Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:58:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaclcfrost.tumblr.com/post/53152477369/jaclcfrost-one-of-my-main-nicknames-courtesy-of" target="_blank">jaclcfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaclcfrost.tumblr.com/post/53151903269/one-of-my-main-nicknames-courtesy-of-my-family-is" target="_blank">jaclcfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” </p> <p>and then “what if his last name was award”</p> <p>and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”</p> <p>emmy, tony, and oscar award</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4f77c12f57829718c98ec772eb423dc1/tumblr_inline_moig78WmMp1r039aa.png"/></p> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53230484117http://get-crunk.tumblr.com/post/53230484117Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:57:20 -0400